SUZY SPITFIRE KILLS EVERYBODY
When Suzy Spitfire discovers her father was murdered after creating a super-duper artificial intelligence, she races across the solar system in search of the brain he built—but it’s a rough ride, and she’s soon forced to tangle with pirates, predators, and her father’s killer—as well as a man she thinks she can love.
Suzy Spitfire Kills Everybody is a smash-bang sci-fi adventure filled with action, intrigue, and a dose of dark humor.
*This book contains profanity and adult situations.
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PRAISE FOR SUZY SPITFIRE KILLS EVERYBODY
"Canzano provides readers with a fast-paced plot that is a delightful blend of dark humor, gore, and action." - Booklife.com
"Suzy Spitfire Kills Everybody is no-holds-barred, high-adrenaline sci-fi pulp at its finest. A thrill ride through and through, Suzy Spitfire Kills Everybody keeps the reader hooked to the very last page!" - Midwest Book Review
"There's never a dull moment in this book... It’s a great blend of over-the-top action that reads like classic pulp fiction... Suzy Spitfire Kills Everybody will leave you smiling." - Literary Titan
"I'm going to make this easy on everyone - I LOVED, LOVED, LOVED it! Suzy Spitfire Kills Everybody is such a fun book. I had a blast reading and I enjoyed every page!" - Am Kinda Busy Reading
"Suzy's an incredibly intriguing character...an enjoyable romp through the solar system." - Loganbruin
"The plot was fast-paced fun. Spitfire was an appropriate title for sure.” - Fran's Book Love
"This book is AWESOME... leaving you breathless until the last page.” - Diary of Difference
SEX HELL
When Debbie de La Fontaine tries to spice up her love life by supernaturally tampering with her sex life, she is cursed to spend every future encounter in a magical place called "Sex Hell," where the sex is ludicrous and amazing but the romance is scarce.
Her only chance for escape is through the stingy clues supplied by an obnoxious demon, and the only way to obtain the clues is by returning to Sex Hell again and again to have outrageous sexcapades with the man she most wants to avoid - or does she?
*This book contains profanity and adult situations.
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PRAISE FOR SEX HELL
"If you're looking for something wildly out of the ordinary, Sex Hell is right up your alley... Take it to the beach where you won't be afraid to laugh out loud." - The Hungry Monster Book Review
"The book was over the top, but that's what made it so funny! I'm talking laugh-out-loud funny! It's absurd and hilarious and involves silly sex scenes - a great read for those looking to read something off the not-so-serious side of relationships and sex." - Book Fidelity
"If you're looking for an absurd paranormal love story that has flawed characters, funny sidekicks, dumbass villains and sexy role playing ideas then this is an entertaining read you won't want to miss." - I'm A Voracious Reader
"...do yourself a solid and grab this book, quick! You'll be happy that you did." - Hogwash
"It's fun, absurd, and just plain weird at times, but if you like that kind of stuff then you will like this book." - Oh My Aslan
“…one of the strangest antagonists ever, but considering all the sex, violence, and demons, the tone is incredibly light and fluffy. It’s a fun read, and that’s all that matters.” - Loganbruin
MAGNO GIRL
When a Manhattan pizza maker is found dead in his own dough, Magno Girl enlists the aid of her biker ninja boyfriend to help solve the crime - and quickly discovers there's more to the pie than meets the eye, including an evil plot that spans the globe.
Magno Girl leaps into action but the road ahead is hard. The city's other superheroes despise her, and the cops don't want her around, and her own mom won't stop spitting out advice about marrying a "respectable guy" and trading in her crime-fighting career for a baby carriage - but is she attracted to "respectable guys"? And will finding real love be her biggest challenge of all?
*This book contains profanity and adult situations.
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PRAISE FOR MAGNO GIRL
"The writing is quick and the wit is sharp... This is a genuinely fun book to read" - The Hungry Monster Book Review
"...we need more big-name female superheroes, and we have a great one here." - I'm With Geek
"For readers willing to go along for the silly ride, there's plenty of wit and sarcasm. The truth and teeth in this biting satire make it worth a look into the hidden depths beneath the surface buffoonery."
- Underground Book Reviews
"A deftly crafted and unique story populated with memorable characters and a wealth of unexpected twists and turns, 'Magno Girl' by Joe Canzano is a fun read from beginning to end."
- Midwest Book Review
MAGNO GIRL AND THE BEAST OF BROOKLYN
When superhero Magno Girl discovers her ex-boyfriend turned supervillain has stolen some magic rice from a Chinese restaurant, she suspects there's more to the plot than some Moo Goo Gai Pan. Luckily, she's met a ninja biker with a nice stash of samurai swords, and he can't wait to help. Can she get to the bottom of a supernatural scheme that involves the wreckage of her past love life? And will the sparks from her latest struggle create a new romance?
"Magno Girl and the Beast of Brooklyn" is a novelette filled with action and absurdity. It's a tale of "boy meets girl" - but the girl's a little different, and the guy likes it that way.
You can read about Magno Girl's further adventures in the full-length novel, "Magno Girl."
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GROUND AND POUND
Two of the world's best fighters are two of the world's best friends - until the day they decide to fight for a world championship, and the spirit of a sexy dead ex shows up to change the game.
Ground and Pound is a rip-roaring short story (15 pages) about love and sex and the UFC. It'll knock you out.
*This book contains profanity and adult situations.
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